I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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