my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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