Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's blow job season.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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