I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Randomize
