I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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