can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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