Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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