I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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