I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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