I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I love you. Go after that dick
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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