drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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