Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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