Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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