Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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