i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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