I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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