i permit you to call me
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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