I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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