what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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