There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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