im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm both gender and math confused
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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