so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
