Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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