i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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