is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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