Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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