what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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