My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
