doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I bet he comes in French.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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