well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
