ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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