So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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