what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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