This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We need a shit load of segways right now
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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