This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Someone shattered a urinal.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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