It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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