Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am midnight drunk by noon
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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