There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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