Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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