Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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