do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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