there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Boobs are out for the taking
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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