i would punch a child for taco bell
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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