Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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