No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
