Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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