Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
