My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
