S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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