didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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