So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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