shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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