youre lurking in front of me
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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