It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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